No Haven From Gossip

Everything reported by "entertainment news" and gossip services, whether flattering or critical of a celebrity, has to be taken with a grain of salt for reasons we won't bother to detail. When it comes to Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven, there are things we could see for ourselves, such as their kissing and what they said at the 2000 Academy Awards and immediately after. With that in mind, the "they're incestuous!" stuff has hit the gossip sites again.

For example, here's a report from Monica M. at jobsnhire.com, headlined with "Angelina Jolie Back In The Arms Of Her Brother James Haven; ‘Maleficent’ Actress Insufferable Since Divorce?"

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 24: Actress Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven attend the Worldwide Orphans Foundation to Honor Christine Ebersole at Capitale October 24, 2005 in New York City.
(Photo : Paul Hawthorne/Getty Images)

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Many speculated that the Angelina Jolie and James Haven were in an incestuous relationship because of what previously happened. However, reports have confirmed that the two siblings are in a very tight non-incestuous relationship and that the quick kiss they shared was just overblown.

How would anyone know that they aren't having sex?

After her divorce with "World War Z" actor Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has been reported to have been acting out rudely towards people. In a report by Radar, the actress has been pushing James Haven away.

Again, we can't know any of this for sure unless we see it happen.

The report stated that James Haven has been with Angelina Jolie since her split with Brad Pitt. However, due to the "Tomb Raider" actress' rude behavior, he has been thinking of leaving her for good.

Angelina Jolie is said to have put James Haven through hell and had him do things for her that are usually done by her assistant. An insider has reported that James Haven is happy to be a full-time nanny for Angelina Jolie's kids but there is only so much that he can take.

James Haven has been devoted to his sister Angelina Jolie ever since.

Just how devoted we don't know.

Furthermore, these rumors were quickly debunked by Gossip Cop. The report mentioned that a source close to Angelina Jolie has clarified that the siblings are not feuding. It was also added that James Haven is not treated like an assistant.

OK then. Here's what Shruthi PK at thebitbag.com wrote under the headline "Angelina Jolie News: Actress Depends On Brother James Haven? Are They In An Incestuous Relationship Again?"

"Again" presumes they have been before.

Angelina Jolie is sharing an incestuous relationship with her brother James Haven. James Haven is also trying his best to comfort his sister who recently filed a divorce.

This sort of thing could be considered libelous if untrue.

He is a full-time nanny for Angelina Jolie’s kids.

Angelina was very close to her brother. She had kissed him at the Oscar awards 2000. Both stood for each other when their mother was ill.

After getting married to Brad, Angelina’s attitude towards her people was different. She was rude at James. But, when she announced her divorce, James was someone who came to help. He is not willing to leave his sister alone at this difficult time even though he was hurt by her bad attitude.

We don't really know what her attitude has been.

We don't really know if they are having sex.

Whether or not they are having sex is really their own business. They should be free to share any form of affection to which they mutually agree.

That being said, We would be cheering bigly if they came right out and said professed their consanguinamorous bond and dared anyone to explain why they shouldn't have their rights to love each other and they thereby let more people know they aren't alone. We guarantee they wouldn't be the only famous siblings to have been involved. Someone's going to come out of the closet sooner or later.